Keefaz

Not very often we could've played much better than that away from home of late. Second half's gonna be frightening, though.

Just what I was thinking.

Brilliant, brilliant first half from us there.

"JT".

Holy shit.

Brilliant first half this. Massive props to Pardew.

So impressed with Perch.

Tiote, fucking brilliant.

Williamson, ffs.

Card there, ref.

Good work.

Argh! My heart!

Shit Coloccini, you're just a shit Coloccini.

One more before half time, please, ta.

Perch is a fucking beast. Brilliant.

Ba and Cisse, man. Like they're playing on different pitches.

30-yard knob lob.

Don't wanna say owt rash, but impressed so far, really.

Barfa

HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS!

Mr. Asbo, the terror swan of Cambridge, has been moved to a new home in a secret location to prevent him from attacking rowers on the Cam.

The Ba-Cisse interplay is... fucking terrible.

Decentish chance again.

Eh?

Nice corner.