Keefaz

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Majestic like an Asian tonight.

Aalreet. Nee need to start bumming Chelsea, Alan.

Ours for the taking, man. Fucking doddle.

Looks comfortable everywhere he's played: midfield, fullback, centre-half. Terrific player to have in the side. Good in the air. Times a tackle perfectly too.

13 lucky games. 13 lucky goals. What a lucky bunch of bastards we are.

Excellent today. Some phenomenal 1-on-1 tackles. And even some showboating.

Brilliant today apart from one shithole of a pass. Entire back four looked good, tbh.

Yeah, you weren't missed.

Yh you know he's been watching Ben Arfa in training He looked alright. Well, until he lost the ball.

Excellent again today. Has somehow turned into a great player.

Entire team was brilliant, tbf.

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No. Na.

That American guy. Was immense.

Enjoy the game mate? Oh shit, Oldtype was at the game? What'd he wear? Think he blended in seamlessly with the Geordie faithful.

Oh, Oldtype's on.

If that brilliant corner had gone in it as well...

First goal was brilliant! What a player. What a fucking brilliant season.

Looks like the beginning of a windmill dunk. OF THE FUCKING SUN!

First half was one of the best all round away performances I've seen from us in years. Second half we defended like absolute fucking champs. And then Papiss scores one of the greatest goals ever. Fuck.

Can we change the title to Papiss Cissé Scores The Greatest Goal of All Time?

Well. I'm off to have a cold shower. Fucking hell.