Keefaz

Don't think this has been quite a bad as Jenas is making out

Rooney literally twice as wide as Fabregas

Dembele both excellent and shit

Think refs have been pretty good, trying to let the game flow. Don't know why this knob's trying to ruin everything.

Massive cock on that French shirt

I mean. That was a dive for the pel, wasn't it? Do we just ignore that now?

Good game this

Joe Hart's a hard watch

A braver keeper would've jumped on that

I like the Slovakian high line. Scary as fuck.

Slovakia cheating by running and pulling players out of position.

Decent game so far. Both teams knocking it round nicely.

Slovakia looking miles better than England

We're not doing the left side this time

My favourite England moment was when everyone collapsed at the end and looked sad

Saka was good

Not sure if I'm more frustrated or bored

Since Sir Wallenby Smigley scored five against Prussia

TAA must feel like shit now we've actually started playing since he's been taken off

Try running, lads.

Haha. This is hilarious.

This is bloody horrible.

Well, this is a horrible watch. Just go destroy them.

Don't like refs having tattoos. Gross.

Isn't there a Danish equivalent of 'man on'?