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Does Pardew post on here? Need to know if you're planning on starting Santon Alan mate, ta x

Times MOTD 2 tonight? On phone, can't be arsed probs scroll around for an answer. Ta. Watched the match in the bar of a Premier Inn, made the entire bar and staff jump out of their skin when Shola tucked that in, what a fcking finish!

Chances of him getting pitch time today?

Nolan had another below-par performance for West Ham today apparently, noises of discontent from their fans

Co-commentator, yet again.

That's a fifa red surely

We'll nick this.

Missed it

Is there a streaming equivalent to Ofcom?

On the edge here, but I can't face watching a match without commentary

STFU STFUUU ARGHhhhhhhhhhh

Commentators as bad as the game at the moment, fucking awful.

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Cabaye's a nutter

Do people still really think Ashley has THIRTY FIVE MILLION just stashed under his bed or something. This figure will never dissapear. We should have enough cash to get a decent replacement yes, but this 35 million talk is doing my head in these days.

Website currently in meltdown for me, happening to anyone else? Aguero,aguero,aguero

Having a major FF shake-up since that announcement but it's telling me I'm going to get deducted 20 points here for transfers,, chance it?

5 Live 5 Live not talksport, will be on iplayer at some point.

Nicely dodged that last question Joey.

Sturridge has 3 match ban aye.

Just watched that BBC interview, Parnsip came across pretty well, seemed confident and determined ahead of the season with a bit of arrogance creeping in there, not shy to have a snipe at the press/interviewer, Joey must be rubbing off on him.

Ouch

More efficient dope testing?

Just moved back from Freo. Can't say I'm going to miss staying up till 4AM to see us get spanked by Stoke City, however will definately miss the fact neary EVERY game is televised.. so good

Sure there was another slightly less suicidal pre-season thread on here but this will have to do.. Pre-season 'Highlights' video on .cock, freeview, lots of clips of Obertan and random squad members talking without any audio and cringey background music, Alan Carr taking the piss out of his dad, plus someone volleying a ball into someone's arse.. all very bizzare. Oh and Cabaye half naked