Sima

£7m? ffs what a waste of money that would be. Every opinion you ever have from now on in is now invalid.

Paraphrase?

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Didn't even get past the first "rule" tbh Who decides what players are worth?

Really? He's one of the last players I'd take off their hands. He's finished, and hasn't the legs in the Premiership. I still think he isn't suited to Chelsea's style of play having been shoehorned into a side used to a different formation. In another team I thing he'd score a shitload I'd take the swap considering Martins is knocking 40

LW/ST AM/F LC FM FUCKING LEGEND WOOHOOOO!!!1111!!111!!1oneeleven

He'd better hurry up because Emre won't be here that long.

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Well done Captain Obvious

From Warrington? He probably means fat, ugly talentless whores tbh

Ah I see, considering he's the same age as Essien was in his last year at Lyon I can see your point.

24 year old Michael Essien?

Cover for Milner? Are you taking the piss? He's miles better than Milner ffs

Just a co-incedence then? Righto.

ffs I'd just give Edgar and Ramage £100k a week pay deals, they're clearly worth it tbh

I see you mentioned that particular title after it was mentioned on raotl.co.uk.

Personally didnt agree with that and certainly didnt try and bond with any in italy. I was referring to the game at Anfield tbh

Self-pitying scousers? Well I never. Trying to bond with the Juventus fans got you a deserved reaction a few years back tbh

What's with all of the Baines love? Every time I've seen him play he's been nothing but average.

Quite a few tbh, four in this country for starters. You honestly believe Given is so loyal as to turn down one of the big four if they came knocking?

Don't even mention Terry and Taylor in the same breath you complete spacker. Love the "OMG YOU CRITICISE YOUR OWN PLAYERS, MACKEM ALERT" attitude btw How about if I say Ramage is class and Given is the best keeper the world has ever seen? Do I qualify to post on here then?

Can you link me to another clubs messageboard which refers to Given as world class?

You really have to thank Paul Scholes, he scored 3 on Monday tbh

Yeah, just forgive him if he threw it away in the last minute eh. Tis allright, he's only a kid eh? Slagging him for nearly doing something wrong? I didn't realise he nearly attempted to take Ronaldo on in the last minute when he was the last defender.

How the F*** does that automatically make him one of the best in the league now. Just speaks volumes for how shit our keepers have been. You didn't answer the question. Yeah, he is. Because you could name on one hand ALL of our good defenders/goalkeepers in our ENTIRE history