Sima

“Why were you stuck?” “How long were you on the runway for?” “What did you do while you waited?” What a pair of boring bastards.

First time he has smiled since he signed for us. Get rid.

With context.

Disqualification.

Poor Ireland.

Embarrassing from Longstaff. You could see that happening a mile off.

Doesn’t apply to us. See Anfield last season.

That’s fucking mental.

Dan pls

State of Goodman. He got straight up you fucking dope.

? It’s ex-mackem Don Goodman.

Barnes needs to shout.

This referee, man.

Groans from a misplaced Longstaff pass after two minutes.

Fans getting on the players back’s already.

A single ticket? Aye. Just forward the email with the ticket on it.

"Your whole ticketing process is a 'general exception'"

Flashing like a fucking Christmas tree.

It’s the moment of hope for me, which is swiftly dashed.

Evening officer.

Only surpassed by the Urby Emanuelson/Kieron Richardson mixup.

Feel free to use me as a star witness if you managed to get that far tbh.

Foden off

Should have scored.