Sima

What a moment. If anyone deserved to score the goal that took us to our first LC semi in 47 years, it’s him for what he has done in the last year.

Aye. That plate used to be on an Aston Martin iirc.

Weird that they keep a match thread open on this occasion…

Time to turn him into glue.

Portugese FA on glue.

Are the cameras being shite the reason why we got that wank angle of Isak’s goal disallowed that was disallowed there?

Embarrassing.

Botman’s unbeaten record on a knife edge thanks to the whoppers he started with today.

Trying to be too fucking clever.

Stupid fucking cunt.

SHOOT FFS

Lascelles stepping up

What’s happened to Dubravka, man. He looks an absolute wreck.

Lascelles is fucking useless.

My word.

Aye, we’re not scoring here.

Of course it’s down Lewis’ side.

Useless fucking cunt.

Murphy is as weak as piss.

Manquillo had loads of time to take a touch there.

Shit name for a band.

Fucking hell Elliott.

Who was that defender who was turboshit against the mackems last year?

White shorts We’re historically shit when we wear white shorts with one noteable exception.

Exile has been highly critical of Ronaldo’s move to SA, right?