Sima

Fenton II starts.

In the Town Wall and it’s fucking rammed. HOWAY!

Was suspecting his head was starting to get turned by someone higher up the chain. Another young English player for them to hoard along with Saka.

Aye, same. I'm now in the convinced we won't get through camp.

Nah, I used to call them out all of the time on there as well.

I did, but I wasn't banned for being a cunt.

Usually means someone banned for other cuntery then subsequently signed up another account under a different username in my experience. For someone who couldn't give two shits about what is posted on there you sure do like going in to bat for them a lot.

Think Dyche might fancy Simms/Calvert-Lewin as his two up top.

More than one. And that's just typing in "bruno ACL" I don't doubt there'll be more...oh look

I can't stop smiling - isn't smiling

Man Utd game in 1996 pips it for me. Just. I reckon I'm there or thereabouts the same amount of games (been going regular since 90/91 inc cup games)

The gamble is not splashing out on players that would possibly be below our target level should we get into the Champions League now. If we do get into the Champions League, job well done and we can go for our higher targets. If we miss out we're probably still ahead on our roadmap (particularly if we finish 5th/6th) but it's an opportunity missed imo.

Doherty following the Kieran Trippier arc. Expect him here in about 3 years (fucking hope not).

Jorginho could just bring the right amount of big-game experience within the squad to see them clinch the title. It's an astute signing at that price.

Is that creep with the turtle neck on Sky Sports News this morning?

Exactly.

Gallagher just stinks of this year’s Lingard.

Wonder if they still do egg and beans with packets of tomato sauce? Would be good for when Carver, Woodman and Stone visit.

"Hope you'll be fighting for me now" Schar - "Well, you have to deserve it"

Homophobe.

Man City hoovering up every young English international is fucking rank. They’ll be in for Bellingham come the summer.

As much as he would be a good squad option, he feels like a proper Fulham signing.