Sima

A shot!

Every attack comes to fucking nothing.

We’re so shit.

How many touches did Willock want? Shoot you stupid cunt.

My favourite is where he does it from throw-ins on the volley.

Alcoholic mess is Hank. They think it’s class over there, though.

29 year old bit-part England midfielder leaving a bigger club to go to a team hurtling towards relegation on a short-term deal? Aye, absolutely zero comparison.

There would be nothing errant about that tbf.

Remember when QPR signed Jenas? Aye, that basically. This cunt won’t give a single fuck.

Johnson just knows that if there's the slightest downturn in results fans will be clamouring for Defoe to take his job.

He's absolutely shit. No better than Bentaleb.

£for£ better than Wilson tho.

Nee need for that, like.

He’s only saying what we are all thinking.

He's not going to be in for Sunday anyway and we don't have another game until after the window closes so if he's our target let's continue to pursue him until it's less possible. I'd like to think we are getting two in though...

Fuck off Talksport.

I'd rather add another £20m on top for JWP

Christ, imagine how disinterested Hazard would be.

Rafa's MO doesn't fit in with modern football and long-term sustainability at a club. We saw how he ousted Graham Carr when he was here as to how he likes to manage.

We’re not getting Eriksen, man. He needs a far more relaxed role at a club where he’ll play 30 minutes per game max. Not one where he’ll he expected to slog it out for the full 90 in a high pressure situation.

3-1. Bielsa’s style at home will be too much for us.

Shelvey is absolute garbage, man. All of our CMs are.

I’ll be honest I’ve always thought there was a way out of this but after yesterday’s result unless we get players in (and who who would join us) were absolutely screwed and relegation is a certainty.

Shame the team doesn’t.