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Don't think my nipples have recovered to this day.

Man, if that shite is down in time for Brentford

Can't really complain about the Alli goal being there instead of Shearer's but to have that Pulisic goal ahead of Ben Arfa is outrageous.

As always with this fucking oaf if you look beyond face value, his achievements don't stack up against the praise dished out.

I'd happily forgotten all about that song. Fuck you for bringing it back to my attention. Good god...

Come on, let’s be fair on them bullying Amanda Staveley. It’s not just her. They abuse 16 year-old Holly Blades, too. At least it’s taken some of the heat off ‘Dawnie’.

It’s hilarious how they use that obviously bullshit Cisse story in an attempt at whataboutery. The state of the Photoshopping on it, man

You’ll 100% be able to find a post of his that is homophobic. Unfortunately since my ban the search function is out of bounds for me.

They must have shifted Bruce's Walkers multipack out of shot.

SD tat still up.

Gabby Logan tweeted a picture from the ground yesterday so probably her.

I look forward to the cognitive dissonance in us being very happy that a manager is doing what is considered 'normal' and in the same breath saying we have unrealistic expectations and are deluded.

Absolute fucking nonsense.

They're in absolute bits. They should just be patient. We are Newcastle United, there's always a fucking disaster around the corner.

He's been through about 5 accounts in a week. Keeps getting banned, the dafty.

Any confirmation of the two Steves being fired into the sun?

Absolute drivel. 1) Eddie Howe would never have come under an Ashley regime. 2) Would we fuck have been up in arms. Daft cunt.

Another manager hounded out. How many is that now?

I wonder if the mackems sent the message in a bottle. All of their dead fans in the North Sea could have safely ensured it reached its destination.

Writing to Sting

Took them 5 days to make that graphic.

Announced in a couple of minutes I reckon.

Rafa above Tuchel is madness.

Don’t mind Keane after seeing his interview with Gary Neville and those bits and pieces he did with Micah Richards.