Sima

I'm massively leaning towards the opinion that we'll build up gradually like Leicester but mostly everyone seems to think we're going to go absolutely crackers. Particularly those within the game themselves. Have they been tipped off as to our intentions or are they just painting a worst-case scenario?

So when do I get to stop wanting us to lose then? Only difference is now I get to pay money for the privelege of wanting it to happen.

A nice guy wouldn't have a single mother and two kids live in a mould and damp infested shithole which then hospitalised them.

I fully expect the SD signage to stay there until the end of the season.

I remember we used to come out to 'Simply the Best' in the 92/93 promotion season.

Anyone mentioned us being hindered by the dead, wedding season and the North Sea with regards catchment areas?

Who’s spent more? Shithouse Six and Everton?

Aye, he's the public face of Ashley's administration as Charnley just hides in the shadows.

Forfana? Yes please.

I forget what the leader of the campaign against it was called but I know that they went to Sunderland to obtain signatures for their petition against it.

There’s no chance that Jamie Reuben let’s all of the SJP land be all turned into green area. He’ll want some if it at least.

I’d be more against Lampard.

What a shower of cunts. They would have dropped this league like a sack of shit if the SL had not received such condemnation.

Still in place 'short-term' according to Caulkin.

If that's true I think some need to temper our expectations a little. They won't be lashing cash around (especially to us) if they have bigger clubs in their portfolio.

Daft to suggest they’re not our main rival. Regardless of what division they are in.

Same thought process that fuckwits had when they brought up that Rafa hadn’t managed in the Championship before.

2 goals coming up on Sunday.

Steve Bruce in the dugout and a homophobic bigoted cunt with the ear of one of the owners. Be still my giddy heart.

Bet his favourite is Maggie the Tory.

It's honestly a toss of a coin whether I'd keep Bruce or get Lampard in. He's that shite.

I'm up for whoever's wrong quitting broadcasting forever tbh. Let's get a bit of jeopardy involved.

Imagine having all of the baggage that comes with the Saudi involvement and still having Bruce and Charnley here, man.

'Something may or may not happen'

Lampard's work at Chelsea and their massive improvement (even mid-season) under Tuchel should be enough for him to never get near a top-level job ever again.