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That push on the skip rat would have been given to Salah/Mane.

Use to be relentless on there but that account only posts now to chase likes for his Twitter drivel.

Convinced that Skylon on there is Exile with another account.

Trippier for the next few years while he is in the side, then Bruno after that.

We’ll get fucked over by VAR in this game. 100%

Will be amazed if Trippier isn’t captain next season.

More red in ASM’s ledger.

He’s better than Wood but no. We should and will be aiming higher.

Ritchie will be so confused not playing LB.

He’ll score from being in goal. All good…

I’d like to see a freeze frame when ASM made that misplaced pass like. That’s the one that looked more offside as Joe was coming back.

Offside I reckon.

Lascelles letting that go out for a throw in near our goal line. Stupid cunt.

Pass it, man St. Max.

Was hoping that would be a pen after Walton weirdly nailed his flag to the mast.

Hodough is probably demanding to be put on the board of whichever charity he chooses.

Poor fucker.

Imagine if we start spending £50m+ on players, man.

I’ll make an exception for Adam Pearson, like.

I’m not a fan of the amended “We love Newcastle, we do” from the previous “We love you Newcastle, we do”. Agree with the premise of using local tunes to create chants. Sam Fender’s output is well known enough now to adapt. Something with the tune is ‘Seventeen Going Under’ would be a start.

He was. I remember it at the time.

They won’t have changed their opinion on Bruno. They were still saying he was shite within the last week. From a fanbase that rates Lee Cattermole, Kevin Ball and Alex Rae.

Cheesebored's reply had me creased.