Sima

Jesus. Yes please.

No chance imo.

Dubravka Trippier Botman Schar LB Ramsey Joelinton St-Maximin Coutinho Aubameyang Wilson I'd take that.

Wouldn't mind a CM on loan either.

I wonder if you go on their thread for the Euro 2020 final vs Italy there is post after post criticising Southgate for starting Trippier at right wing back.

'Thinking man's signing'. What? Like Will Grigg?

'What's this picture face down on you...Why do you have a picture of Harold Shipman on your desk, Derek?"

Alan Brazil - "Is it too late" Win next Saturday and we're potentially out of the bottom three, you haemorrhoid.

"So when do I go to the proper training ground?"

Wonder when the rest of the Monster Machines are turning up.

Gayle is shite tbf. He can’t start v Watford.

Moved to 12:45

Aye but, still, fuck him if he wants to come later on.

The PL have literally moved to ‘get the rules changed’ to stop us doing something. We going to ‘cozy up to someone high up’ to get them changed back to what they were a few months ago?

Trying to work out whether relating him to Lucas Neill today is better than yesterday’s relation to Chris Samba.

I see they’ve resorted to the ‘Why are you here? You’re always here 24/7’ defence when they realise a Newcastle fan is actually debating logically over there and they’d rather do that than hold their hands up and admit it. Regular as clockwork.

Wouldnt blame him tbf but he’s blacklisted for if we ever go past Milan and he eyes up a move here down the line.

Half and half badges of Feyenoord, Kiev and Juventus as we were dead and buried halfway through that group stage.

Meh. Get that mad cunt from Sevilla instead.

Fuck, Ashley is back.

Fuck no.

If they’re melting down this much over Kieran Trippier imagine what they’ll be like if/when we start buying from the tier above.

Fewmin.

Confident we can get him ahead of West Ham and the rumoured Aston Villa but depends where his need for first team football is with Chelsea. He’s out of the team as soon as Chilwell is back.