Sima

Embarrassing stuff.

I like Wenger’s idea that if any part of your body is onside, it’s onside. Basically a reversal of the current rule.

Keane is going to kill Micah Richards before the season is out.

Will be coming in off the back of no wins in five. Delicious.

Interesting insight into life in the Solskjaer household there.

He was banging on about it being his birthday tomorrow in one of his shit tweets. Hope it’s his fucking last tbh.

The lift we needed.

1:20 - Is that McGeady saying his own name for the shot?

Lying shithouse.

No time for interviews, next game kicks off in nine minutes.

‘Inspired substitution’ Mackem cunt.

Thank fuck.

Geoffrey.

Didn’t know Burnley was twinned with South Park.

How many minutes then? 5?

Get Carroll on ffs. Time’s nearly up.

All of our CMs are absolute dogshit.

What the fuck is Dummett doing?

Fucking hell. Enter me, Alain.

Nearly conceded straight away again

GTFI.

Maybe go back to the split strikers now we have the personnel?

Ciaran Clark being bullied.

Play on, you cunt.

Laughable how shit we are at everything.