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Watching Dumb & Dumber asking himself 'Why isn't it Lloyd Easter?'

'Three more season tickets, please!'

And they’re less entertaining than us? Aye, bollocks.

Chelsea should get Bruce in, he’s who you would want in the job in a fight.

I’m going to have to watch Cadiz play to check this for authenticity.

If we'd have been West Brom in this game Bruce would have been pleased to keep the scoreline at 1-0.

30 point deduction would suffice.

Someone on Twitter pointed out that it says TIT and now I can't unsee (t)it.

I don't think there are may wilfuly worse run clubs than us around the top leagues in Europe. Take Sunderland for example, that was a host of poor decisions but it wasn't for Short's lack of trying. He just appointed awful people in key positions by error of judgment. It's nothing like Ashley's hiring of an ex-casino boss or a subservient penpusher.

'May the best team win. And we all know who that is!'

Aye, I used to live and breathe this club pre-Ashley and have an almost encyclopaedic knowledge of stuff around it. I was looking forward to having kids who I could take to the match back in those days. My family has supported Newcastle for generations. Only the other day I was talking to my Dad about how he went to the Fairs Cup Final and the FA Cup run in 1974 home and away with his brother and his dad. Today I now have a 7 year-old who has very little interest in football and I don't have the will to inflict the misery that a lifetime of supporting Newcastle United would entail. My Dad who is now 70 has also given up on supporting them is very likely his later years. 60+ years of support for him and nearly 35 years for me eroded by that loose-fitting jean wearing cunt. Too fucking depressing, man.

Mackems will have skewed that 5% as well. It’s probably closer to 97-98% in truth.

This club, man. Fuck off.

Not like Yaxley-Lennon to generalise, mind.

After seeing how this is blowing up on Twitter you can thank that selfish cunt Wraith for giving the media yet another stick to beat us with. Shameless arsehole.

His stance in defence of this interview seems to be 'if you don't like what I am saying just scroll past as it doesn't affect you'. Turning a blind eye to racism because it doesn't impact you directly is such a shit take but this is the fuckwit that posted two monkey with their hands over their eyes emojis at a picture of a scene of a suicide (taken from the other side of the Tyne, mind) The bloke is an utter fuckwit.

Posts over on RTG as ‘Exile 1968’ iirc.

Fuck is this, the Tim Sherwood forum? Bloke is an utter thundercunt.

‘This year on pointless Geordie signings!’. What’s Steven Taylor and Peter Ramage up to these days?

Can't wait to see which schysters want to take us over in the Championship, how skint they will be and how much they will bend over to Ashley to get 'control' of the club.

It will be Hendrick. I'd be amazed otherwise.

He'll not put up with the abuse from the stands for long. He looks like a broken manatee now.

Decent shout but you've got to think Jones would take it on full time.

4/1 for Spurs -2

'Eh? He hasn't been sacked? Fucking hell, same again next week, lads?'