Sima

Thought as a Newcastle fan you would know better than to peddle shite about a club having a ceiling.

Do you want to look at what we spent net in the 9 years previous to last year and put it alongside other clubs? Fucking wanker.

Incredible.

Can’t see Grealish on that list.

Disgusting slur on Tony Vreski.

Please stay fit for these next five games, you beautiful fragile beast.

Worth mentioning at this point that Cole started his first home game for us. Grumpy Lying Man.

Can't we just get Charnley back to do everything? This is too much.

They do say imitation is the best form of flattery tbf.

Would be interesting to see Froggy's patter if we were superior to Man Utd for a sustained period of time. Never finished above them once since the PL began (the only team we haven't finished above)

That was absolutely tragic. Reminded me of Zaire in the 1974 World Cup.

How’s he allowed to walk around the pitch and go to the ref? He’s been sent off.

Tyler “It’s been an event” Not the one I’m looking for, though.

Cancelo is having an absolute shitter.

Keeper…

The fuck was that?

Longstaff is fucked.

Embarrassing, these cunts.

“Went to ground a little too easily.” His legs were kicked away man.

Sitter.

Fuck off Fernandes. Wanker.

Going to be a long afternoon, this.

Burn against Antony

Have we filed our paperwork at Companies House yet? Remember it being illegal what we were doing...

I think Trippier is conveying what most of us are thinking with this.