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Shelvey just wraps his foot around the ball first-time and hopes for the best.

Fucking useless from Murphy.

Good effort from Pauly D. Does that count as a shot on target from us?

When you see the Wolves disallowed goal the other night and that pen not given you have to fucking wonder, like.

Fucking hell, man.

That’s surely a high foot?

Due to a late equaliser as well. Absolutely shameless.

Clark having an absolute shocker.

This is pitiful.

Well, they’re getting three on the final day.

To win? Nowt that springs to mind. Only Everton (A) I can think of for the draw as well.

Hideous header from Clark at first. We’re a disgrace, man.

Good save. Special mention to Pauly D for trying to play football in his own box.

Fucking hell.

Shelvey is like a bald Cattermole.

Aye, you can guarantee none of them know our next five games will probably yield zero points.

Redknapp is so clueless, just because Fulham lost it shouldn't change our plan at all. Go for the win regardless. So much dumbing down of expectations, it's despicable.

'Among six or seven at the bottom' Name them, you colossal blob of lard.

Rumoured to be an option of a second year so I reckon it's possibly that if he starts so many games.

'They could be ready and available to win us the game' Maybe try to win the game from the start, you cunt?

Tough choice Newcastle 5-0 Man Utd Newcastle 3-2 Barcelona Newcastle 7-1 Leicester Inter 2-2 Newcastle Newcastle 5-1 Sunderland Newcastle 4-3 Man Utd Hard to pick one out of those but if I absolutely had to chose it would probably be the 5-0.

Was class how Bellamy used to absolutely rinse him.

‘For whatever reason’ Has to be grounds for an instant dismissal for godawful performance.

Too hungover to support their team on the day. Probably why the only time they have managed to win there is when the cunts didn’t show up at all

Them not making the play-offs at all is probably too much to ask.