Sima

Shelvey is immune from substitution.

Charnley. He couldn't march to WHSmith to buy some sellotape man. He won’t even have the authority to do that.

Shipman was canny prolific tbf.

When is the last time Welbeck scored?

Fat fucking arsehole steering us towards the third relegation under his tenure. ‘Good businessman’.

Do you have to play to be outplayed? If so, there’s a fundamental flaw in this question.

Meh, why not.

Sick of our games being on at 8pm. Feel obliged to watch and it ruins your night.

We’re getting cut to fucking ribbons.

Shelvey trying to track his man.

Might quote this in the match thread for when he breaks down about 20 minutes in.

'bugger dust'

Got the new home shirt in time for the 1999 FA Cup Final with Hamann on the back. We sold him that summer

Shearer got injured and he was shunted into leading the line rather than the support striker he was signed up to be. Proper sliding doors moment minutes into his debut when he went clean through then stood on the ball. Luckily Asprilla was backing him up and scored from that move anyway but his confidence was fucked the whole time he was here.

Bramble, too.

I was at that game. Incredible experience.

Looking forward to Steve referring to 6 or 7 looking over their shoulder now there’s a 5 point gap between us and Burnley.

I remember it being widely accepted it was Jones’ system at the time to be fair. Just because it’s not getting the results anymore doesn’t mean ownership of it can change to Bruce to fit the current agenda.

Still a shit result but he’ll he like a dog with two dicks in his interview. ‘DIDN’T STOP FIGHTING’

‘FT, thank fuck for that’

It’s a proper downer having out games on a Friday and Saturday night, like.

This is absolutely vile.

Dummett is light years ahead of Lewis. What a sad state of affairs.

:lol: Class pass, Jonjo.

Fucking sick of us wasting chances.