Sima

Late spare for this at the back of the Gallowgate if anyone is still looking.

Couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt

My nipples in for an absolute chafing again 30 years later.

Well done all that were there tonight. Unfortunately I am away with work but top fucking backing,

Blatant pen. He’s already in the air so can’t dive.

Outrageous.

WALLOP

No matter who they are, it seems the starting price for any of the top 6's youth players is north of £25m. Crazy stuff.

Disgraceful.

MOAR ATHLETES

Wissa makes Cisse look like he’s never been offside in his life.

Trippier v Man City.

Fuck off Wissa. Didn’t even begin to anticipate that.

I’d book players who roll back onto the pitch.

Nearly.

Jesus.

I can see why we don’t put crosses in.

No chance Gordon comes off

Elanga, Wissa and Miley incoming. Probably. Tonali, Barnes and Woltemade off.

Wants away.

No subs before 60. AGAIN

Come on, man

Red.

That’s a goal kick, you cunt.

Got the fucking ball.