Sima

Class.

Tackled the cunt three times and he still came away with it.

Some set piece that.

Pope should be claiming that.

“Grabbed him around the throat” Alan Smith talking shite.

Eddie keeping his true purple in reserve.

Who is going to buy him?

Willock dead.

Foul?

Moment of applauses are shite. Needs to be minutes silence or nowt.

Boly

Eddie resting his purples, Longstaff, Bruno and Gordon.

Why not Depay? Wages?

Close.

Tonali big on torso deception.

SANDRO OLE OLE OLE…

The awful fat Tory cunt’s jigsaw sales must have slowed.

RIP Sven. You randy legend.

Nearly shit myself when I saw that at first.

Aye. If he’s a Liverpool fan I hope they get a last minute goal ruled out by VAR.

I need to know who this cunt that is on for £1m in the Super Six supports before I decide if I want Brentford to ping one in from 30 yards.

“They’re having him.” Get fucked, Drury.

Get fucked. Where was the left side of defence?

Mbuemo making Jacob Murphy look like prime Ronaldo.

Another red.