Sima

Puma in 'phoning it in' shocker.

No chance.

CBs are proper soft as shite these days.

Hope Italy dick this boring Belgian shite next round.

How the fuck has he got away with that.

Pepe

Not sure anything with beat Clive Tyldsley’s ‘The crowd see the players off in hushed admiration’ at half time in a Euro 2012 borefest between Spain and Ukraine(?)

Ffs.

Having Hitchcock’s bell across your forehead ages you tbf.

English officials dragging the efficiency of VAR into the gutter.

Meme-worthy from Bale.

Creased.

Overturn that for the crack.

How the fuck can he complain about that yellow?

Jones.

I’m cooling on the idea of him coming back should we get taken over anyway. I’d target Conte should it happen.

He’ll be invoicing them for a single pint which is the cost of his loyalty.

Few comments on there saying it will be Liverpool fans doing this. Now where have we seen this refusal to look inwards on their fellow supporters before?

Turns out their new owner has been using the furlough scheme to fund his players wages this pre-season. I seem to remember them being up in arms when billionaire Richard Branson did the same. Difference is, football is now happening.

Bazewka.

Good job those teams who wanted to rip apart English football got that £20m fine between them though…

He might have got a bit of the ball but he full on forearm smashed him. Pen.

What are ‘back sleeves’? God, The Chronicle are shite.

Legit had a dream that Barca signed Ronaldo a couple of nights ago. Might put a fiver on.