Sima

I remember Kluivert and Bellamy being a class pairing away at Selhurst Park. Shearer having too much influence and scuppering the future of that partnership is a theory that was flying about around the time.

Gotze?

Wonder if the mackems clapped N'Zogbia off the pitch in this game? They used to be obsessed with signing him, until they did and he was shit.

Neither could score for shit.

That pen

Was this before or after Bernard and Srnicek came back? There's been some weird re-signings like.

Shearer, man. So good at holding the ball up.

‘STRONGHOLDS’ getting an airing. Prepare the takeover trebuchet.

Their new mantra is they have ‘better fans’, I see. Someone also mentioning that we get better attendances because we haven’t got the shite history they have. Wait, don’t a lot of them laud their six Queen Victoria (MLF) titles over our lower amount of four and mock how we haven’t won anything since 1955? Seems we have a shite history too tbh.

Woodward is an absolute disaster. At least Kenyon has a decent CV as a chief exec. I’d see what David Dein is doing but he’s been out of the game ages.

Forgive me for not being a complete SOLJAZ HERO but when has 'Lee Rigby Day' been a thing and when the fuck is it?

Pewls Panel ffs. I can see the inevitable 'Mags on the Pewls Panel' threads a mile off.

The mackems already have Tomorrowland in Stanley to visit. Not sure why they would need another theme park.

Ball-E Fuck, if Robot Wars ever comes back I'm going to build a Ball-E. Make it the slowest thing imaginable but have 'passion' seeping out of it.

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Jeezaz wept...

Steve Bruce’s football is pretty offensive in itself tbf.

I know what Sting's on about now with his Tantra shite. Honestly, the level of jizz that is going to flow out of me once this is complete would make Sasha Grey blush.

Bit old like but probably still better then Shelvey.

Just the Academy of Light and The Stadium of Light iirc. The Don did say they take control of the club but he tends to talk shite.

Glad we signed Joe instead of that cunt.

Blue Milk.

The last few pages are a wild ride. Turning our noses up at someone who would be the best player to play for us in 15 years

Big week for NUFC next week. Or the week after. It's the new 'judge us after the next window'