Sima

Bring in George Graham imo.

Ho’way in a Manger.

Had to put a picture of him with Rafa on alongside it. Self-indulgent prick.

Bermuda. What an absolute clampet.

Ki and Shelvey our only two decent centre midfielders once Hayden and Longstaff go?

Not really an obsession, it's just that the bloke is a self-obsessed prick only interested in whatever pushes his public profile more.

Steve Wraith, man What an absolute whopper.

Like he'll give a single fuck, man Generic 'enjoyed my time' social post. End.

Martinez was linked to Barcelona a few weeks ago. What a climbdown

Pull the other one, man. You boss-eyed dickwad.

£16m. Fuck off, man.

Seems you have tuned into the Subbuteo World Cup. Match is on BBC1, mate.

At least all of the STTNTR diddleywhacks will be happy. They all hate him.

Ffs.

Hounded off Twitter by ‘our fans’

Fucking hell, what a load of bollocks.

Yedlin.

Got him at 50/1 yesterday morning.

Just like Hair Island.

Nothing.

‘Sends out the wrong message’ In the great chart of the absolute cuntery which has sent out the wrong message in the past, selling Sean Longstaff wouldn’t even scrape the top ten.

How much does it cost to go and see Gateshead?

Fuck off you bald scouse cunt.

Don’t forget Colback.