Sima

Beckenschaur.

No chance.

One up front at home to Cardiff?

Aye, I'm fucking off the rest of the games. More than willing to take the hit on what I have paid for my ST.

Aye, can't fault Warnock's promotion record. He's massively effective but doesn't have the ability to go much beyond that.

Just don't go. All of these 'stand up' and 'sit in' protests just suggests that they don't want to miss the game at all costs and need to squeeze a message in somewhere. Their wives must be awful.

Might be decent with Perez and Gayle up top next season.

Goalkeeper touched it, new phase of play. Never change.

WEMBERLEE, WEMBERLEE

Rafa’s gone to Brighthouse, Rafa’s gone to Brighthouse, na na na na, na na na na...

That poor kid.

Done with Murphy.

Hayden is tipping me over the edge.

Fuck off Hayden.

Those passes from Murphy...

No wonder Probert was kicked out of the Premier League, he's an absolute embarrassment.

What's going on?

Fuck's sake.

You're the manager, man. Get the board up.

The fuck is going on? Take him off, man.

What's that? Having too much fun? Well, we'll soon see to that.

2 goals in a game? Be still my beating heart.