Sima

Oxford with players called Dickie and Ruffles. Are we playing their boat race team?

Atsu looks injured.

Standing offside the whole time, the absolute whopper.

70% off at House of Fraser. Wow!

Using the same tactics against Oxford (H) than we do Liverpool (A)

Sholinton. Apropos of nothing I’m off to post ‘What if the Discman wasn’t a parody after all...’ in the random thoughts thread.

Longstaff has to shoot there, like.

The two Dutchies that had clearly just come to see Willems play Poor cunts had to watch on as his cruciate snapped in half.

We love an undeserved draw against these. I remember us getting completely shoed off them and Demba saving us.

The fuck is going on?

I found this embarrassing. For all the Newcastle fans saying it was an easy mistake to make....that’s absolute bollocks I’m afraid. I wasn’t born for another 20 years but I know it was ‘74. I know we won 3 FACs in the 1950s (51,52,55). How would you not know that as a fan who LIVED through it? I’m sure the old timers on here would never forget that it was 1974. In fact I bet many of them would say that the game at Hillsbrough v Burnley is up there with the best game they ever attended. Thats how you remember. Bruce is a fucking charlatan man. Aye, I was born in 80 and I know about it. Also go along with the line that it being one of the best games ever for a fan knowing about that era as comparatively I put the Sheffield United and Spurs semis high up on my list.

That translation is a bit unfortunate at the end.

Maguire He’s absolute dogmeat.

Martialinton.

It was only a matter of time until the work was put in to doing that.

This is brutal.

First man...

Pass it Hayden, you fucking duckegg.

Front Foot Football.

Alan Smith is fucking clueless.

Ludicrous how many times Almiron skins players then gets cynically fouled.

Blatant push in the back.

Would have been offside. Still a shit attempt, like.

Reece James playing like Cafu.

‘Canny defending’