Sima

Meh. Fully deserved, we’ve been dog shit. Shite from Lascelles.

Absolutely zero support there.

Ritchie

Absolutely lifting pass from Ki.

Nature of the dive...

After watching Almiron’s sending off last week, it’s not as one-sided as I originally thought it might be.

Jesus. What a block.

Still no booking for Guendouzi...

Cross it, man.

Awful defending.

Nothing in that game will get recalled as it didn’t involve a top six team.

Rondon getting bullied.

...

What’s this nonsense? Get Jamie back with the VR headset.

Needs to be knocked on the head.

Fucking free kick, man.

Got away with that one but he did pull him.

Ridiculous, a yellow card for one of their centre midfielders so early would be a decent advantage.

Yellow?

Anthony Taylor setting his stall out already.

Mustafi nearly halfing Miggy.

Outstanding.

The Three Amigos? Don’t think I’ve heard a single Newcastle fan refer to our front three as that, Dave.

The fuck is this on Sky? Radged how they barely talk about the game at hand on these Monday nights.