Sima

The obvious choice tbf.

NEWCASTLE TEAM NEWS Starting XI: Dubravka, Dummett, Clark, Lascelles, Manquillo, Ritchie, Diame, Shelvey, Kenedy, Perez, Joselu. Subs: Darlow, Fernandez, Hayden, Ki, Murphy, Muto, Rondon. Fwiw I don’t think The Hoss was that bad last week but howay.

He could be balls deep into his fifth Henry and he’d be more effective than Joselu.

This is definitely a question I didn’t think I’d see getting asked in a thread observing refereeing decisions. Only 104 pages in, too.

Cats eh? 'Catts for Bob, like'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45216551 It begins.

I don’t understand. Why have they tweeted that?

Wew, this is a but ruff.

Looks shite imo.

Geet up. That Ozturk is absolute dump.

Max Power by name...

Has to be the furthest distance for away support to travel.

Cattermole's passing

He the cunt that sent off Coloccini in the derby?

Spurs wanted it to be moved to the Etihad, which has been blocked. So as of now there's nowhere to play that game Move it to the day before? I guess the NFL takes longer than a day to set up though?

Michael Owen.

Karren Brady's article is a good one tbf. Drops him right in the shit (excuse the pun).

Ground is full of kids and the dead, marra. And NPWs.

It's taking the 'bumped' figure of £112m tbf.

Not reading anything that fat mess writes. Let's not get militant and go after minor celebrities on Twitter please, it's proper cringeworthy and can be spun easily (as previously mentioned) by Keith Bishop.

Rugby League Magic Weekend maybe? Possibly but that's a big receipt for something that gets only around 30K iirc. Plus wouldn't the Super League take the majority of the wedge and just pay us to rent the stadium?

What is the other that has appeared in the last 3 years?

£100m

Derby equalise. Awful goalkeeping.