Sima

It was incredible.

What an absolute wanker Rio is, man. Generated £90m through player sales that summer but aye, the £50m we spent is Ashley's money. Worth mentioning that Sunderland's net spend was still more than ours at that paltry £1.2m.

State of that midfield.

Dirty fucker.

Creased at how much their players are flying in and how seriously they are taking it.

Refuse to believe his head hasn’t been digitally enlarged on that photo.

We’ll be drawn against them anyway. We won’t get to play them.

Rescinded by VAR.

Fuck me.

My word.

Perez.

VAR

This isn't entirely his fault, like. We don't have a game for 7 days, there's no reason to play such a changed team.

Sat with a can while it's on the telly, debating whether to crack on with the bairns Lego castle or continue watching. Decisions decisions. Built the bairns LEGO Minecraft thing this afternoon. Gutted I didn't leave it later now.

Murphy grabbing his opportunity with both hands so far.

Level 7 must be closed. Looks pretty full.

Balotelli

Lovren is having a shocking second half.

Dat composure from Robertson.

Thinning massively last time he had it I thought.

Did Ederson take it in the face during that?

Where did Silva’s hair transplant come from? Have I been in a coma?

Hayden half asleep on the edge of the box.

Another gift.

Send players off for shite like that imo.