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Imagine being this terrified of Newcastle United, man. We didn’t even win anything the last time we had a real go at usurping their precious order, yet they are still collectively shitting their pants at a possible resurgence. It’s disgusting that they are blocking what could be significant investment in jobs in the city just so their football team can win a few more games at a weekend, because lord knows this (or any other future) government aren’t going to put the money in. They’ve already shown that with the scrapping of the A1 dualling.

If they aren’t 2-0 up within 25 minutes they sharp run out of ideas.

Fraudiola exposed without his usual huge amount of riches in his squad.

Canny funny this tbf.

The other team gets booked all day for that foul by Akanji.

Walker is finished.

Kulu taking the piss.

Got to smash that with your left, Son.

Never a fk man.

Didn’t even know it had been mentioned before on here tbf. All yours, man.

Aye, taking ages for me too.

What a cross.

Sundrawland are back marra

Is Barry Shitpeas commentating on the Arsenal game?

Gameweek 12 Leicester 0 v 1 Chelsea Arsenal 2 v 0 Forest Villa 1 v 1 Palace Bournemouth 2 v 1 Brighton Everton 1 v 0 Brentford Fulham 0 v 0 Wolves Man City 3 v 1 Spurs Southampton 0 v 4 Liverpool Ipswich 0 v 2 Man United Newcastle 2 v 2 West Ham

Used Wembley as a guide as that is one of the biggest. I still dream of this though, with the right side behind the goal having an open view of the bridges.

Just proves what we all know. They're not arsed about being in the mud as long as we're in with them.

I think they prefer that mess Hank getting twatted on Frosty Jack's tbf.

Imagine voting to be humped 3/4-0 most times against the cartel clubs just so you can play them every season. Freaks.

Seems libellous.

Getting voted over by cuck clubs who have no place being in the top tier at all historically. Brighton, Brentford, Crystal Palace, Fulham and Bournemouth. Put those teams in the north and they wouldn't be anywhere higher than the Championship playoffs.

The new "Alan Shearer tradesman" story.

Fender announcing gigs at SJP and us a new stadium on the same day will fling them over the edge.

Do they still have the NEWCASTLE UNITED in the SD font? PM with deets if so.

Failure.