Sima

It would be handy to do a switch with Colback and then drown myself in a vat of Pease Pudding tbf.

'Petit Highlights' ITV

What was godawful Nike advert?

Clichy?

Fucking hell. Blatant foul.

'Slight deflection'

Racism.

Alreet Margaret, calm down.

Needs more Gheorge Hagi imo.

Evra getting mugged off.

Clearly cursed by my TGS bet.

Clive pissing me off with 'Pogbar'.

http://mobile.efl.com//news/article/2016/premier-league-trial-for-the-trophy-3140598.aspx This idea is totally lifting. Fuck football and fuck The Premier League.

Is gjohnson Glen Johnson? Would explain a few things.

All the managers that came in, looked around at the shit facilities and practices and thought "No, this all looks fine." I can't believe we only just went down. We're only in the championship. We should have been playing our games through the mail by now. Probably why they employed managers that feel 'privileged' to have the job in the first place. Don't want to complain about the facilities because they realise how lucky they are to have the job.

or 'chat' It's the same amount of fucking characters.

What in God's name?

Wait, what's going on here? Is this real life? Kid is fucking wank.

What the fuck for? Total career suicide.

Why do people frame things like this? Everyone dies man.

Then sent off.

Can't help feeling that Soldier Field is a bit too big for this game.

Damian Lewis better than Colback.

Fucking hell, Clive loves a spoiler doesn't he?

Need Kit Harrington on to cut him down.