Sima

The fuck is this co-commentator? 'The big men step up on the big occasions'. He's been shite for 120 minutes, man.

Just like that.

...sake.

Send that prick off, man.

Real to win on pens.

Filth.

Poor Danilo

Play on you cunt. You aren't reffing Palace anymore.

What a cross and what a goal.

Offside.

Zidane.

NEE SHIT.

What a save.

Same.

Whatever has Mourinho at the top. The first half of last season will be airbrushed. Imagine being a Chelsea fan for the first half of the season and a Palace fan for the last. You'll wonder what the fuck you were watching 2015/16.

Price freeze - greater value per game.

Brighton only lost 5 all season fwiw.

Has he left his dog with his missus? Risky move.

Looks like a murder weapon.

Wonga aside that will be our nicest shirt in years imo.

Mackematics.

I see the veil has slipped at the first remote sign of prosperity.

Coined by Everton fans.

Following the Sunderland model of 'Appoint a manager who has beaten your rivals in a high-profile game'. See Poyet, Gus (x2)