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At both Shearer and Arsenal. Piers Morgan will be sharpening his knives about now. Prick.

Total pity taken on Leicester there. He wasn't offside.

Fucking hell, they are defending a grown man throwing punches at a 15 year old kid. They defend a grown man inserting his fingers into a vagina of a 15 year old girl behind a chinese takeaway, this shouldn't surprise you.

Calling for 'Bally' to come in. They can't afford to sack Moyes. They're fucking skint.

Impossible. Everyone knows Sunderland are universally loved and we are hated everywhere.

Joleon Lescott training with them in a view to earning a short-term deal.

Probably us when Ashley forces Benitez to quit in the summer.

Stoke love buying strikers. Or is it Swansea?

'a welcome death'

This week on 'Most Haunted' we go to Newcastle where their entire fanbase is under a curse due to a football result 8 months ago.

Top 8. I've just burst out laughing.

S Ameobi and Sa Ameobi.

Aye, I'm close to the end of my rope now like.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunlun.1319221/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/stoke-fans.1319207/ Just like clockwork.

Imagine Pardew taking these on and relegating them man. I'd forgive him, like 5%.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/pardew.1319163/ Another thread for Pards.

Moyes out again over on RTG.

I'd rather Palace won if I'm being honest if the outcome is opening up a gap between the mackems and safety.

Aye, who does Paul Merson blame if the go down? Forrins.

Aye.

Thank fuck.

Bournemouth last season. We were absolutely dicked that day.

Next goal winner?

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