Sima

Kirchoff with the moxey needed for a relegation scrap.

Unbelievable. Someone kill Colback please.

That not a yellow if he's went past him?

Cattermole

Fuck was Lloris doing?

Jesus wept. We're fucked.

Would be canny amusing if Defoe got a three game ban.

Hope he takes a part in a Robocop reboot and he ends up being the stunt double for when Emile crashes into the toxic waste. For realz.

Naughton's red card has been rescinded. So that's two first-half sendings off they have benefitted from, both later revoked. We're the jammy ones though.

Whitey.

Do not want.

I'll happy condone Sea World's treatment of Orcas if it leads to the death of this cunt on his next family holiday.

ffs.

Aye. Team reliant on their talisman, shock eh. We can't hang our hat on anyone

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/480/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2016/1/13/tweet-687389543801208832-3.jpg Fuck is this nonsense on the BBC live feed?

Creased, completely forgot all about it.

Call my Pardew but I want the player furthest back on the pitch on the right hand side to have a modicum of defensive ability.

Get away man, he's shite.

Pathetic from Ki, I thought it must have taken a deflection

Is Allardyce wearing Farah slacks?

Now he's had a decent game against Arsenal and Man Utd I'd be reluctant to let him go. If he can keep this up I'd keep him in the first team.

Birtles is clueless. Linesmen are instructed to hold the flag until the player offside has played the ball.

Clear offside, man.