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A porpoise? What do you feed that on?

Just watched this cunt get interviewed about Guardiola potentially coming to England. 'His record speaks for itsewlf, opefully ozay will turn up somewhere as well so we have all the best managers' You just know he includes himself in that.

I never get sick of reading the 'fish quiz' story.

Also talking about a bloke who lost around £5m in prize money by not re-investing the £3.5m he received as compensation for the manager who left midway through the season. Instead letting an absolute fuckwit run the team that had us toppling down the table.

Some truly horrific stats in there. Particularly the last one.

Daft cunt.

Jenas wasn't that bad a player tbf (he's far superior to the shit that currently sits in those positions at the minute, for example. He just didn't have an identity, him and Dyer would have worked really well in a midfield 3 but most of the time they were in a 2 and had zero presence or positional identity.

€25m. Righto.

He never stated how long after we won something though. His excessive pricing of the club wouldnt change a single thing in terms of finding a buyer. Incredible people actually believe words that come out his mouth tbh I wasn't being serious. I don't believe he is trying to win anything, he is holding on to the club until it doesn't satisfy it's use as a Sports Direct advertising board. Incredible that some people think he would sell up if we finished fourth. I'm not including you in this, btw.

The Assistant Manager tracksuit bottoms frame

Next year.

Our saviour.

wb.

Calm down lads, I thought we recalled Toney? Everything is in hand.

Fucking Gandalf . Someone got a Lord of the Rings boxset for Christmas.

They've won 3 games since September. Us, Sunderland and Villa. Really poor Didn't realise that. That's fucking awful, they shouldn't have beaten us either.

Yet he was totally complicit in it. Spineless fucking wanker.

'Punch The Baller' play?

Routine Pardew post-Xmas submission.

Kicks it so hard I bet it went out of play at the other end without bouncing.

Good lord.

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He'll never drop Colback if he is fit imo.