Sima

Quite the career change.

'N'Dong really good attacking midfielder' according to Quinn. 6 goals in over 100 games, is it?

Merson

Didn't realise Moussa worked on Sunderland's reception desk.

Jim White. What a fucking whopper.

This is great.

Completely forgot how much he coveted a move to Arsenal. Those quotes need bringing to the attention of Spurs fans.

Hilarious how shit he is and now much we have fleeced Levy.

Everton withdraw interest. 'NOT BOTHAD, I WAS GONNA FINISH YOU ANYWAY.

What a bellend.

Going to Fleetwood 6 month later.

Fuck off Levy.

What's our profit? £40m? £30m according to transfrmarkt.

Would be a shame if Defoe fell down the stairs tomorrow morning.

Aye, they'll survive.

The last line

I watched him sack it off for nine months last season, Phil. A far greater pool of evidence.

Nice love a maverick free transfer.

I'd ruin Kate Abdo, like. The rest is shit though.

Canny place to go for your debut Moussa.

Haris Cuadrado.

I wish this thread and Callum McManaman were fired into the sun.

£30m, man. Incredible.

He won't play if he stays imo.