Sima

Sunderland's clean sheets vs Newcastle and vs Pardew.

Dem hoofs.

Still looks like their best player by a mile already though. M'Vila comfortably.

This shooting.

Pardew had the presentation but he only had Powerpoint 2007 and it was a .pptx

How old's Watmore? Looks about 40.

Never in doubt.

Why do teams only try when they go a goal down? It's fucking bizarre.

Fucking joking? Fucking appalling defending.

Mackems will nick this, Palace look gassed.

Genuinely forgot Chamakh existed.

Subbing off a sub? Injured?

Fuck off Defoe.

Billy Jones is a right fucking clogger.

Bogging.

Hope Cabaye scores tbh. Felt vile writing that.

Blah, blah, blah. Heard it all before.

http://www.skysports.com/watch/tv-shows/sunday-supplement/news/10075111/should-vardy-leave-leicester Fuck off with this shit, man.

I don't enjoy any other football any more. NUFC's demise has ruined my love of the sport. Same, I can't remember the last time I made a point of sitting down and actually watching a game. I'll put it on in the background but I won't give it my full attention.

That time when he let the ball slow to a crawl so Mahrez could close him down which led him to concede a corner. What a cunt.

Nothing will top that Littlejohn clip for me, however.

MOTM today IMO.

Shit for brains, this cunt.

Our squad is totally shit, we don't have a single decent wide player and we have no aggression or guile in the middle. All of our midfielders are bang average and have minimal presence or identity. The ones that do have a semblance of it only show it once every ten games. There's a reason why they are cheap.