Sima

Wonder what the odds are for Nasri AGS

The HBA we had for a brief spell, I would. I.E the one who scored that wonder goal at home to Bolton and Blackburn or terrorised Villa away. What utter nonsense. I'm one of HBA's biggest fans but Hazard is miles better than him

At least 0-3

Throwing mine in the bin if this is the case.

He would have been here after Sir Bobby had Porto lost to Man Utd in that Semi Final. It seems he has a massive soft spot for us. He's still an arsehole, mind.

Glass man snapped in two.

Fucking hell, man.

We'll lose this now.

AIDS.

Fuck. Some hit.

That's never a foul. Fuck off Smith.

Fuck off Pedro.

Mitrovic is sent off if he does that.

GOAL. From a FUCKING CORNER.

Foul throw.

Push out, man.

Ayoze....

'Coloccini as the leader' He couldn't even lead his twatful little rabbit to its hutch.

Anita as Sonia's trumpet.

Coloccini as Robbie Jackson.

Look at that fat pig. Busting out of that suit.

Anita could stand on Jogback's shoulders and he still wouldn't be as tall as Matic.

2-0 Man Utd, Rooney.