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Man Utd 1-0 Depay.

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How the fuck is that not a sending off for Pantillimon?

You only have to look at how many teams achieved the double before 1994 to prove how competitive football was pre-Sky. Now it's not that big a deal when it was massive previously.

Concurred. What a baldy little cunt.

Got rid of him, scored twice last night.

Shuttlers imo. I remember a belter one when I went to Epcot.

Basically Fergie's Man Utd is what I'd class as good football. Quick, incisive and getting crosses into the box, etc. Similarly Keegan and Robson for us. Alongside that, he knew how to mix it in Europe to get the results through more workman-like performances (utilisation of Ji-Sung Park). Wenger's Invicibles were of course the ideal, you need the talent to back it up though.

Looks a defeated man already in his interview post-game.

Ah well, we'd have been dicked against Arsenal.

6/1 to be the next to leave.

Aye, but is is WOR or WOFF?

No forward on the pitch, three on the bench. Buzzing.

Aye, lad at match has text me the same. Total garbage apparently.

Apparently has 'a problem' according to Jabba McPlanet on BBC Newcastle. I hope it's terminal.

0-1. Kevin Pressman pen.

Hatem Wilf Zaha

Some daft forrin bought a rabbit. Probably to strap a bomb to it.

Another No. 10. Praise the fucking lord.

'Alan' Eagerly anticipating the emergence of Clive, Geoff and Colin.

Think we'll lose this now.

Yowzers, poor from Hart.

Stop applauding in the 17th minute, man.

What a useless cunt.