Sima

Shit from Janmaat.

Fucking hell. Awful.

That's a penalty, Cisse still should have scored though.

Fuck me.

Gets away with murder that cunt. Meanwhile, our centre-forward is serving the second match of a three match ban today.

Krul Janmaat Mbemba Coloccini Haidara Wijnaldum Sissoko Thauvin de Jong Aarons Perez Fuck it.

I'd rather play blacked-up Jack as CF than Cisse.

He's never going to get a muscle injury as he never over-exerts himself.

Shite.

Just a microcosm of the game by those two wankers.

How did that ginger wassock not get that ball?

Hope Carroll knocks Colback clean out.

Ayoze

Fuck off Colback.

Cisse and Colback stay.

Ayoze, man. Sublime.

Here, man.

Seriously, who the fuck is that keeper?

Wish Cisse and Sissoko would just fuck off.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

We get cards for every foul it seems.

What's going on man? Can't control his wife and a football.