Sima

I wish he would fuck right off, like. He's a total shithouse.

i wonder if he'll resign Samba as a centre forward?

I hope Casa St. James' has burned to the ground. Fat fucking slug.

That free-kick

Just like Martin O'Neill had a tattoo of Rewben Agbewla on his arse.

'Make a centre-back their priority' If only we didn't have one before who we gave away for a pittance.

5 goals in 17 minutes, man.

Same.

What.The.Fuck.

Ugh.

If Janmaat is onside it's absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Beewwwww

Bullshit.

Who the fuck is offside there? Perez is behind Janmaat?

MITROGOAL!

Mbabu looked like he didn't even football.

How about tipping it around the post, you halfwit.

Certainly will.

Why doesn't he just get in touch with Gateshead? Close to home and if they want him he could make it his goal to get them into League 2. Can't be short of the cash he has to go the biggest possible club, surely?

Ha ha! So did I! £100! Never wanted us to miss a pen before! Was too pissed off to celebrate in the away end! I also had -2 but cashed out when Cisse came on. Earlier in the season he cost me £500 by scoring two against Swansea.

Sean McKeon - What an utter fucking clampet.

MAGEDIA.

Hope he forces his way into the French squad for next summer and lights up Euro 2016.

Whoops.