Sima

It's good to see the mood in the match threads has carried over from last season. It's like we've never been away.

I hope Lascelles learns nothing from Williamson, thank you very much. Er shoot?

SOMEONE GAN GET THE BALL, MAN.

Here, this Haldera is fucking shite.

2014 WORLD CUP CLUB.

Williamson hoof. Nothing changes forever.

WILLIAMSON LASCELLES HALDERA JANMAAT Nar. HALDERA

Colback.

Get in, fucking love Mike and Molly me.

Who the fuck were that team in the random picture?

I hate this season already and it hasn't even started.

Is that little ginger wanker captain again?

I hope he does it in The King's stupid fucking face.

Loveable fat bastard. That touch at 0:28

Wiki says he's a Newcastle player, update the topic.

Wey, there were only three separate threads about it so I'd say the response is 'middling'.

Fuck off Chelsea.

Agreed, first home game of every season. Seems to matter less when it's done at a random home game in February.

29 Appearances in the last 3 seasons. He makes Steven Taylor look impervious to any injury.

Fuck off, Ronald.

So glad we're rid of that cunt.

It's a proper buzzkill the thought of that ginger cunt being named captain.

I wonder what he's up to today?

Aye, we got hammered off Man Utd the week after and never recovered.

If the new 2002 date of birth is correct it puts Cisse at 16 years and 11 months at the time.