Sima

He could be here for another 20 years yet. Wonder how many he will get for his testemonial.

Howay man, score another. I've got £100 on -2

Who is marking Rooney ffs.

Disgusting refereeing

Lush touch from Falcao.

We wus too attacking

Jesus. Would have ejaculated.

Pen? Although Gouffran not a goal scoring opportunity.

How?

Ayoze should pass.

Steven Taylor a tough cookie after playing soon after colliding with a post. Nar, it's just that he has no brain matter to injure.

Sissoku.

The kite on that mascot.

I hope he chokes and dies on his dinner. The cunt.

'Thickest Cunt'

Everyone I speak to in real human life thinks Colback is better than Anita. People are morons.

Friends with that other cockwomble, Mitchell Chapman.

Maybe he's suddenly had the revelation that The King is a total fucking melt without any semblance of an idea.

I love the bloke to bits as man but it's disgustingly sycophantic from the club to try and curry favour with the supporters by re-introducing him into the squad considering we were trying to give him away less than a year ago. He's blatantly being used to bury bad news and it doesn't sit comfortably with me.

To think these pigs released a video called 'The Fantastic Four' which previously had their only wins spanning 20-odd years. Now they can do a new version that spans just two. Fuck my life.

Fuck this game. Might see what odds I can get for -3

He'll have totally shart himself now btw, expect to see Sissoko on the right and Gouffran on the left of a 4-5-1 with Abeid, Colback and Tiote in the middle in the near future.

Didn't take long for Janmaat to see through The King.

It's the guy in tears, hugging his mate that gets me every time Larry David third row up and Stone Cold Steve Austin on the left hand side at the bottom.