Sima

You must remove them with a tin opener. Like your fat footballer mate.

Backroom staff wearing shorts when on the bench. Put some clothes on man, you aren't getting a game.

What a touch by Silva to bring that down.

Someone photoshop the face onto him standing on the other side of the fence.

Howling at this.

Brilliant work, class how you managed to get the Pardew banner out even for a short time as well.

What's Pantilimon playing at swapping Man City's bench for Sunderlands? Daft cunt.

Suck iz off

Haidara? Don't you know he's only played one game for us and we got dicked 6-0 by Liverpool? Madness.

No chance.

Pardew bullshitting to his mate? Why not?

Yes. Terrific foresight from one our purples to rule himself out of an inconsequential game. Shades of Sergio Ramos.

Agreed, it's Mata all over again. Surely he won't be played LWB?

Including Moke? Quite the feat.

Cups, eh ?

ON TARGET. FUCK THE HATAHS!

Fucking useless.

Borat co-commentator?

Good to see a commentator notice that we haven't actually spent that much.

Spurs match on TV anywhere?

Tony Gubba? I always liked a bit of Gerald Sinstadt.

For example a pack of Refreshers and a Dan Bar.

Please don't judge The King too harsh after this game, it is his 2nd game of his 10-game free pass after all.

You need to pull three words out of that last sentence for it to make any sense. Why is it always new sentence = new paragraph for this cunt as well?