Sima

Not much defensive protection in that midfield. Other than that though, it's absolutely ludicrous.

Janmaat heading for a fine.

How much does it cost to hire one of those advertising boards opposite The Gallowgate? should plaster messages on there every week.

He's right on that front tbf, I expect horrific long-ball shit and that's exactly what he'll serve up.

For fuck's sake. Absolute disgrace to the sport.

Hang it from the terrace at The Strawberry?

Might put £250 on Man City -1. Buying money.

Did he expect the media not to pick this up? Particularly those with an axe to grind against the club? I noticed even The Sun have mentioned it which is surprising being the club's mouthpiece and all.

Looks as proud as punch.

This won't end well.

how much of a fret does your music offer? Are there enough tackles?

I'd love to know how much this has cost Puma. I'm betting not even close to £10m.

These two cunts need throwing under a train.

2 wins in 22 you say.

Can't wait for him to 'bulk up' and end up average like Gouffran.

Fucking hell.

Alan Oliver was the worst critic of Robert. Would consistently give him 4 or less in his ratings, even after that double against Spurs.

Not sure, got the price from here https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/q/hp?s=SPD.L&a=04&b=23&c=2007&d=07&e=9&f=2014&g=m&z=66&y=66

I know it can't be measured but I'd wager Ashley has already got his money back multiple times due to his shitty brand being plastered all over our stadium for the world to see. When he bought the club, shares in Sports Direct were £2.05. Today they are worth £6.57.

Fuck everything, I'm going to be gutted when he leaves.

Another fuckwit. https://twitter.com/roberttullick/status/497757706808471553

Sandro and Dawson were on their way yesterday.

Vuckic 23. Should have been given to Sammy or retired.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140807/squad-numbers-announced_2281670_4058068 Just noticed Ryan Taylor has #4

Blob.