Sima

Shoot, you hopeless cunt.

If we’re going to play 4-4-2 why not just drop Longstaff and play Barnes on the left?

Joe pls.

AIDS goal to give away.

What the fuck is Pope doing?

Joe is going to snap that lanky streak of piss in half if he gets on the pitch.

Another cheating fuck.

Bournemouth are peak Big 6 cucks. Need protecting.

Can’t wait for Sandro to come back and be on corners.

Eddie Howe talking to Brick Top.

3 ad breaks in 18 minutes.

What is that William Hill “Gaffer” nonsense?

Didn’t realise Schar was injured.

Can only assume they are showing the Arne Slot and whoever is his assistant “football friends” in an 8pm slot on Main Event with analysis before and after.

Carragher pronouncing Szoboszlai different every time.

Not as much as TNT Sports do.

Christ, they’re in the dressing room.

The fuck is this Scouse noise? Save this shite for after our game.

So weird, man.

Not confident on this one. It’s got routine home win with us not turning up written all over it.

Gameweek 2 Brighton v Man United 2-0 Palace v West Ham 1-2 Fulham v Leicester 1-1 Man City v Ipswich 4-0 Southampton v Forest 2-2 Spurs v Everton 3-1 (chosen) Villa v Arsenal 0-1 Bournemouth v Newcastle 2-0 Wolves v Chelsea 2-1 Liverpool v Brentford 4-2

Video would be less than 20 minutes if they stripped all of those requests out

Hilarious that they’ve banked around 1/3 of the fee we got for a bloke that didn’t kick a ball for us.

This pickup makes me sad.