Sima

See that cunt Masters is there.

The most technically gifted player I’ve seen play for us. And that includes Beardsley.

Why is this game kicking off at 4:30pm? No other games on today, kick it off at 3pm.

Everton is at home.

Same.

Glazing session over Reece James coming up.

SHOOT, you absolute gimp.

Every decision against them they have a go at the officials.

Seriously, who is this bloke?

This Jimmy Hebburn gadgie a competition winner?

Who the fuck is this dude?

Hojlund is proper dirge.

Allowed to shout “fuck you” at an official twice without being carded?

Fuck off.

Fernandes rightly asking why George wasn’t booked.

Colwill rocketing up my shitlist.

Useless fucking wanker.

Maguire is going to drop a clanger here. Can feel it in me watta.

Who also cries at a jumper.

Mason Nowt.

Can any cunt come on for that tortoise Casemiro?

They been dogshit since Maguire had that goal disallowed.

Fuck does Dorgu think he is?

Wow.

Dick in son? Oh dear.