Sima

Randomiser fucked?

Aye, has it opened early?

Incredible.

Aye, I’m the same. Thinking of sacking it off even though me, my mate and our kids have tickets.

van Aanholt.

The (literally) mental gymnastics on display.

Unsuccessful.

Madueke proved himself to be an absolute whopper with the way he went on over that penalty at the back end of last season. No thanks.

PONTIFF!

Fuck VAR.

Howe out

Dat pass from Joelinton.

It worked for me connecting to France.

WALLOP

Bruno calling Krafth ‘Krafu’ 😂

Fuck off if they end up getting north of £55m for him.

They've absolutely phoned it in like. Templated home kit, a cynical but shite interpretation of a classic for the away and a rehash of an utterly forgettable effort for the third. Castore's designs were better imo. Particularly the last two home kits.

Play them both as false 10s

Appalling grocer knowledge. 2/10.

They had a thread called “Non-league Football” and included The Championship in it.

Bet The Telelaugh couldn’t believe its luck. Like all right wing media, they despise everyone about Sadiq Khan.

Just give the word and I'll be up there with some petrol and a box of matches. [/notseriousMI5]

Denied.