The fucks wrong with you? Mince and dumplings is ace.
Don't get me wrong, I love mince and dumplings. Just the whole Johnson and Altidore thing (maybe I'm looking into it too much)
Ultimately this is the same cunt that had Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano warming the bench, preferring Hayden Mullins and Marlon Harewood.
Utter fucking wanksplat that he is.