Sima

Red all day. Absolutely outrageous tackle. Do that in the street and you’re looking at jail time.

Going to be class when there are a few cunts in the front row of our end at Wembley recording the Salah penalty.

Yes. Make away games great again.

Just searched out the season review on YouTube on the back of this. Never forget...

Man, people really do wear their “I cucked for Mike Ashley” badge loud and proud, don’t they?

Mike Ashley, with a heavy dose of low-grade cocaine thrown in.

YES. And the pronunciation. It’s supposed to be ‘Newcuhsel’.

I don't think standard suspensions are cross-competition anymore, are they?

This?

Eddie channelling his inner Amorim.

What the holy fuck happened there?

Wonder if we can fuck Pope off to Burnley as part of the Trafford deal.

Longstaff giving the ball away on the edge of his own box.

Pope

Bruno for Longstaff is a proper white flag.

Fuck me, a save!

“Phwoar, remember those two Nunez goals at St James’ Park, Ally?” Fuck clean off, man.

Get up soft cunt.

Mac Allister with another foul.

I reckon these two want to get on the pitch and suck Salah clean off.

Liverpool haven’t broken a sweat imo.

Gakpo is going to eat Trippier alive.

Foul could have went either way, of course it goes to Liverpool.

Howe’s game management is ludicrous at times like.

Gordon managing to evade four of our players in the box.