Sima

Is Nick Harris the cunt that wrote that shite in The Sun the other week?

Sleeps on a bed of NUST subscription money iirc.

They could go for Saka with that and the Caicedo money they mostly still have.

That image made me unnecessarily angry. Day fucked.

Saw that they won't be coasting to victory every week so has jacked it in. Shameless cunt.

Murphy is just this generation's Lawrenson. He's fucking unbearable.

Is it a Brazil/Argentina thing? Incredibly petty if so.

Picking Enzo as captain over Thiago Silva.

Chelsea players get a group discount on cornrows? Reminds me of Leeds and their top knot fetish of a few years back.

Pacqueta got another bet going?

Cracking atmosphere at this game.

How convenient that this is the best possible outcome for West Ham.

Sunak’s fault this.

Chloe Kelly nearly decapitating their keeper.

She admitted this a few seconds later.

Should be a pen.

Alreet Adolf, calm down.

We’ve been shit here.

95/96 away is goated.

Same.

Moist with anticipation at getting a rework of this season's Juve kit.

Worrying.

If they released him and Greenwood could earn tens of millions in lieu of no transfer being paid you wouldn’t see the cunt for dust.

Let’s dig out a space under the Milburn so the players come from underground South-America style.

Obviously they’re Head of Safety being a mag is just accepted as fact on there without any real confirmation. I wonder if they blame random accidents around the home on NUFC. Kicked the door frame? “Mag bastard door frame” Fell out of bed while fingering the sister? “Mag gravity”