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Is Drury like this at home? "My wife, skipping over the tiles with a spring in her step relative to Ali in his pomp" "This coffee, as sharp as a winter's day in the Scottish highlands" "Cocoon-like TOWEL!"

"Vertical mancunian rain" Fuck off, Drury. You bell.

Onana turning into the second coming of Lev Yashin. You know what's coming.

"Hard-done-by Man Utd fans" being rolled out.

Terrible from Garnacho.

Arsenal pissing about here. Go in for the kill.

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Seb Coe sitting next to a Tory.

Plank.

Surely a foul on Saka.

Drury unbearable already.

Liverpool 2005. They weren’t going to be allowed back in but in time-honoured fashion they cried their eyes out and were given a place in the qualifying round.

Just replicating their first XI at the time. Awful club.

The mass exodus for chicken nuggets and chips when Veltman went down on 38 minutes was mental.

I came down from L7 and went back into the lower bowl. Ended up near the tunnel by the end.

8th.

Premier League will be salivating at the thought of getting their beloved Chelsea back into the top 6.

My patience has ran out with him. There’s no easing of Isak’s load with a total crock as second choice.

Newcastle Specific Player of the Season: Gordon Young player of the season (21 or lower): Miley Season to forget: Tonali Most Improved: Gordon Unsung Hero: Schar Signing of the Season: Livramento Goal of the season: Isak v Chelsea Moment of the season: Beating Arsenal and the after fewm Low point of the season: Forest (H) Manager rating (Out of 10): 8.5 Premier League Specific Player of the Season: Foden Young player of the season (21 or lower): Palmer Manager of the Season: Emery Season to forget: Man Utd

£60m for Ramsdale? Fuck that. You could get any keeper on the continent outside of Donnarruma for that kind of wedge.

Villa in the mud. Always liked Podence when he was at Wolves.

I thought he was off like. Only just, mind.

Joelinton.

The Rafa times were good, man.

That three on one was a disgrace.