Sima

Get in. That kind of temp and the record could be under threat.

Nearly fucked ourselves over doing it against Forest.

Why are we giving them encouragement? Murder them.

The fuck?

They’ve got into some decent positions, a better side would punish us.

Getting complacent a bit here.

What’s he doing?

How’s that not a foul, man?

Keep the tempo up.

Fuck me, unlucky Fab.

Two fouls on Barnes there.

Sky should just start this programme at 7:45pm every week if they’re just going to fill it with this shite.

Who was it who clattered into the Brentford player at the end of last Wednesday?

Can you hook me up with a seamstress into the bargain?

Right way up. Now to get it framed with the rest of the stuff I have.

Mine's out for delivery today. See what I get in the patch lottery.

Mackems and Boro are just an upmarket Darlo and Hartlepool these days in competitive comparison to us.

Time to take it to The Chronicle. Get your compo face ready.

I blame Mourinho more than Guardiola.

Stop spitting, you baldy little nonce.

Book Grealish for diving then. Cunt.

“I’m Karl, he’s Lenny” ”I’m Karl”

Kind of want us to sign him. Think he could be the missing creative piece alongside Bruno & Tonali.

Mike Dean has a worthless existence.

Mount is another piss poor signing.