Sima

Agree. The first instinct of celebrating a goal is "lightning in a bottle" stuff. You can't recreate that 30-60 seconds later. Used to be a quick glance over to the linesman to see if the flag isn't up and you were golden.

Same as me apart from I also ticket Leazes/East Corner.

Aye, warra victory for squeaky-clean Qatar.

Now I know how Chelsea fans feel after that Barcelona match.

Makes no odds if you can’t put the ball in the back of the net.

Helps that Dortmund need to get a result against PSG to win the group.

Absolute fucking joke.

Fuck my life.

Have we completed a pass in the last 20 minutes?

Got to keep possession, man.

Two reds for Skrinar.

Nick pls.

Might have to watch the next half through my fingers.

Sitter.

Ronaldo’s inbox about to take an absolute pasting.

Found in the bore hole wearing only a merkin made out of Danny Guthrie’s hair.

Hope it’s Goalkeeper or Left Back. We’re short in those areas.

Hope we’re not wearing that green shite tonight.

Clearly you missed the news of her return.

It's "Teeth Woman" now, surely?

His missus was at the game on Saturday. Can't really see her going without him.

Because they’ve been bought with away tickets.

Buzzing to be in this section next Saturday.

Aye, I saw her as well. Must have just got out of chokey.

Also creased at the notion of UEFA handing Champions League places to The Championship.