Nicky

Shite. Off to see Fortuna Dusseldorf randomly next Sunday who are playing a 4th tier German side. I'm sure already he'll be by far the best player on the pitch.

Varies massively. I've known some players to be on £250 a week and some to be close to £4k a week.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/newcastle-united-fans-sell-alternative-6155554? Good to see even the 'preferred media partner' running with this!

Signed till January 16th.

They won't bother with announcement. It'd just go quietly on the shelfs in mike's storea wonder what colour the shorts will be to match it? By the way, should we expect another members kit for the game on Saturday like in previous seasons? Personally id say the shorts will be the same colour blue as the shirt trim but with past history of Ashley including the yellow 'deck chaired' monstrosity, you could expect the shorts to be the same design as the top. Blue shorts with a white trim would be my guess. Arsenal's is the same template and their shorts are the colour of the trim, so it will more than likely be the same here. Im guessing it will be announced by next midweek like. http://i1.adis.ws/s/ArsenalAMP/t74802990_ms?$400x400$ Nah, I definitely think it'll be blue shorts with white trim.

I guess no Championship clubs wanted him? Not becessarily, would be pointless sending him to one if hes only going to be a sub every week. At least with Coventry he has a chance to play a fair bit more which is kinda the whole point of loaning him out Indeed. Although saying that, Campbell went quite low down the leagues and still barely got a game! Hopefully Armstrong gets regular football and pushes on.

About to join Coventry on a season long loan. Good move for him I reckon, needs to be playing each week. http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/sport/football/football-news/coventry-city-set-sign-newcastle-9736117

They won't bother with announcement. It'd just go quietly on the shelfs in mike's storea wonder what colour the shorts will be to match it? By the way, should we expect another members kit for the game on Saturday like in previous seasons? Personally id say the shorts will be the same colour blue as the shirt trim but with past history of Ashley including the yellow 'deck chaired' monstrosity, you could expect the shorts to be the same design as the top. Blue shorts with a white trim would be my guess.

Now watch the Mail report the Mirror story and then the Sun put it on their front page after reading the Mail's story. The Express will probably stick with Diana still.

The Mirror have fucked up massively here. They're basing that entirely on the CNN story and being completely unaware it's over 2 and a half years old. Jesus.

I'm sure it's been posted several times already, but have another one - http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/01/sport/football/age-african-football-mbemba/

Making them not simple black and white stripes is usually the main error.

No official announcement, but Cisse is listed now for 7 games. Nothing for Evans yet... http://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/suspensions

According to Whoscored, Cabella won more tackles yesterday than any other player on the pitch. That can't be right?!

Lascelles is quality. Saw him play a fair bit during his loan atStevenage, and although he was pretty raw, you could tell he had some real class about him. Broke through at Forest last season and done very well. Would be a good signing IMO.

Yet this guy didnt tell you what it is like then, if this leak isnt it? All i asked was if the photo was legit. He said no far from it. I reckon you should have a go at your friend for lying to you.

You got the colour of the Puma logo wrong

It's because they realise it looks like shite but it's too late to change it. Probably.

Sports Direct have signed a deal now with Oldham. Boundary Park to be renamed SportsDirect.com Park. Ugh. http://www.oldhamathletic.co.uk/news/article/20140703-sportsdirect-1713215.aspx Explains the friendly on the 15th July, too.

Seems bizarre that the 3rd kit hasn't been announced still.

Mirror reckon Arsenal will come back in at £20m this week. I'd be absolutely amazed if he fetched the full £20m. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-transfer-news-arsenal-look-2217538?

At least he should sell a shitload of Herbalife in his spare time now.

That's him saying farewell to Lisandro Lopez, who came out at HT to wave goodbye to the Lyon fans.

Seeing it on the players for the first time & my opinion hasn't changed one bit. It's absolutely vile.

Looks like Karl Henry is joining QPR. Would love to be a fly on the wall when he meets Joey Barton face to face for the first time.