Nicky

Would love Llambias to come out now and give some truths for once.

Or you could listen to Kinnears interview and realise it's a piss take SSN breaking news...

He's resigned as Managing Director btw - not Director of Football

Resigned according to SSN.

http://www.itv.com/news/2013-06-18/joe-kinnear-talksport-yohan-kebab/ ITV article pointing out the ridiculousness of it beautifully.

Yohan Kebab trending on twitter.

Aye, but at least they're giving plenty of airtime to fans to absolutely destroy him. Adrian Durham wouldn't have let anyone get a word in.

I was in tears at the end of that one. Surely Lambazey has gotta just hire a hitman and put him out of his misery?

Has anyone found the audio of JFK's Sky Sports interview online yet?

Gives me hope. Black box, white words will be nice. Or imagine if they change the kit to match the Wonga logo.

Shouldn't he be warming up for their game tonight?!

He's gone from a £20m player to a £2m player in about 4 months.

There's not been any 'official' comment about when this change will actually kick in yet, has there? Or have I missed it?

:lol: Genius.

Just signed for Roda JC in Holland. Not a bad move for him, that.

Stevenage have a trialist today called Nathan Evans. Only one I can find online is our 18 year old lad - anyone know anything about him and/if he was released?

Hey. Less of the badmouthing Stevenage /About fucking time they released this list too. Most other clubs gave out who they were releasing a while ago.

Supposedly set to sign a new deal shortly.

Top man, cheers. Saw Olé had moved on a couple of months back, but seen nowt official on the others. Will keep an eye out for some official stuff shortly - I'd imagine they'll mention those departing when they finally tell us Lovern and Smith etc have gone.

Yeah, I've seen that a load are going, I just can't for the life of me see anything official

Anyone know if we've announced (or usually announce) which youngsters are moving on? We haven't officially announced Lovernkrands/Smith leaving yet so I don't hold much hope, but would be useful if we've given a list of names actually gone somewhere...

Sounds like Pardew is worried he could be off.... Time to start showing him some more love, people. Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew calls on supporters to persuade Demba Ba to stay Alan Pardew has called on Newcastle United’s supporters to make it impossible for Demba Ba to leave in the summer. Ba’s 16 goals in his first season in black and white stripes have turned him into one of the Premier League’s most talked about strikers, while the existence of a £7m release clause ensures he is also one of the most wanted. The Senegal international said last week he is happy on Tyneside and dismissed reports he is set to join Chelsea as nothing more than rumours, but Pardew knows he still has a fight on his hands to keep him. “I think Demba’s made it quite clear that he loves it here,” said the Newcastle manager. “I think that’s a big part of Demba. I think if you know Demba you know that he is an emotional person. It isn’t all about money for him. “I think the fans can play a big part in keeping him. If I had a message I would say it would be nice for them to show him they want him to stay.” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/9164735/Newcastle-United-manager-Alan-Pardew-calls-on-supporters-to-persuade-Demba-Ba-to-stay.html?

Bench and LB aside, Ben Arfa, Ba and Cisse should be ripping Norwich a new one. Excited.

Has the bench been announced yet? Santon, Donaldson, Vuckic, Elliot, Abeid, Gosling and Shola. I thought Nicky was joking? Surely? Nope...